This is the first nomination for Kevin Federline (formerly Mr. Brittany Spears) for the coveted award handed out by the Family First Foundation.
"I understand Angie and Brad are trying to secure the privilege of giving me the award," a tearful Mr. Federline said as he was pinning and draping both his children in muslin, finely-woven cotton fabric, at his hotel room in Las Vegas this weekend.
"Daddy, he's bleeding!" cried his youngest child as he was trying to demonstrate his take on children’s trends.
"Bite the bullet child, " Federline responded. "This is what it takes for Daddy, I mean us to be somebody."
Federline added, “Women's Wear Daily is sending someone over to interview me. I mean us. I can't believe what a year I've had. I've always tried to show my children how they are the center of my life. I only left my other children, one in the oven (winking) to make a sacrifice to give all of them a better life. They will understand when they need to abandon their children before they are born, to make a mark in this world."
"Daddy, he's bleeding!" screamed his child.
"You'll have to excuse me now, my children need me," said Federline as he turned as made his way over a puddle of blood."
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